prisoncheck · emergency pineapple protocol

A scam, they said.

So we did the only rational thing and deployed 120 dancing pineapples. If this were a fraud, the fruit would at least try to look professional.

prisoncheck is free. No account. No money. Not HMPPS. Not a charity. The company is on Companies House: 17129501. The pineapples are on this page because someone needed a visual aid.

Post the copied text. Then drop this page in as the link. Or just send /about if the group is in a serious mood.